Oh yes, I’ve been waiting for this one. I was waiting for a special occasion to have my hair done up. Nothing sadder than having a fancy ‘do and sitting at home in your pj’s eating soup. So I waited for my friends Chris and Angela to get married to test the hair. Classy hair for a classy affair!
I wanted something something soft, loose and pretty like this:
Given the limpness of my hair and its slippery texture and pin-straightness, there’s no way I could do this kind of style and have it actually stay all day. Such a shame…
Instead, my hair will require a lot more hairspray. Here’s how it ended up, as soft and loose as possible:
That’s a lot of hairspray! I have a retarded face from the front. A-hurrrr…
The hairspray worked though. Ten hours later, after laughing, drinking, dancing, and getting rained on:
It was still intact! And it’s all thanks to tons of hairspray and 31 bobbypins. Now I just need to add some jewelry or flowers or something and I’m set!
To be honest, I kind of liked the lion hair I had after everything came out! Rawr. The whole thing with the muscle shirt, bloodshot eyes and dark circles just scream “coke whore couture, dahling!” This is how I should get married.